Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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