A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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