4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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