What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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