i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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