Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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