In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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