Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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