you thought your balls were fighting each other...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Even my vagina gasped.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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