so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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