we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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