why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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