Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
You don't make any sense
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