Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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