if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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