I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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