last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
