redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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