D3 body, D1 cock
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
You dont lie about slip and slides
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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