My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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