Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
