porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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