I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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