what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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