and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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