East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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