I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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