What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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