Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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