i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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