dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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