so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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