Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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