She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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