Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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