Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
im on a boat
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