He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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