you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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