How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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