I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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