I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
So squirting runs in the family.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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