How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
babies were throwing up all over the place
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
