At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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