I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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