stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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