Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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