You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
im having a threesome with these popsicles
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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