so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
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