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(440): View more from Ohio

tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.

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(631): View more from New York

U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?

(248): View more from Michigan

ya, gonna go have sex there?

(631): View more from New York

No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home

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(678): View more from Georgia

I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...

(404): View more from Georgia

I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.

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(530): View more from California

People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.

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