I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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