So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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