I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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