"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I showed him my bush... on skype.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Randomize