lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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