I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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